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Old 26-May-2005, 08:53 PM
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Old 26-May-2005, 11:05 PM
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Poopsie Bubblesniffer

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 Well I heard there was a secret chord, That David played, and it pleased the Lord
But you don't really care for music, do ya?

Well it goes like this, The fourth, the fifth - The minor fall and the major lift
The baffled king composing Hallelujah
 
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ok, so I am now known as Poopsie GerbilSquirt.

So, basicly I'm a gerbil with explosive stomach problem's

nice.

LOL

There is room for all of god's creatures, right next to my mashed potatoes
 
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ok, so I am now known as Poopsie GerbilSquirt.

So, basicly I'm a gerbil with explosive stomach problem's

nice.

LOL
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That or your into some really dodgy japanese pr0n!

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Andy's disclaimer: I am refering to an image that is available for viewing should you be unfourtunate enough to travel to a certain site. Anyone that has seen this will know what i mean, and is also in councelling probly. I am not sayin that I look at dodgy japanese pr0n in my spare time lol

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