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Old 29-Mar-2008, 02:19 AM
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I really have no words to describe this, seriously...
I know there's a lot of pervy folk out there in this big wide world, but surely, honestly, it's going to take an almighty effort to top THIS no?

Word's fail me, I just don't know what else to say.

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Old 29-Mar-2008, 02:32 AM
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Was it cute?

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Old 29-Mar-2008, 02:35 AM
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The outdoor section at Home Depot must feel like a Caligulan-esque party to that guy. That being said, he's probably banned from all those kinds of stores now eh?

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Old 29-Mar-2008, 09:08 AM
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I hope they are going to do a mental evaluation on him because he seems nuts to me

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I don't know who is worse, the guy doing the deed or the guy standing there long enough to film 3 dvds of him doing the deed?

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oh dear

Wouldn't be more enjoyable to have the company of a woman/man? A table seems a little hard on the sensitive parts!

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What would the table and a woman have in common????



Well they could both have thier legs in the air i suppose!

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He should have his manhood removed and forced to do commercials for Snap-On tools.

 
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the public part of it, fair enough. although why the 'tipster' taped three dvds of it, rather than just say, 5 mins and calling the cops, smacks of weirdness in itself.

But in private, people have done and used lots of weird things in the pursuit of personal satisfaction. Personally I see nothing wrong with it, so long as its not illegal - there are worse things he could be using for his private enjoyment... such as kids.

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Was it a badly photocopied sheet of paper in Samoan on one side and Arabic on the other with the most overcomplicated, badly drawn diagrams known to man and even after 7 months of hard labour and a finished table, you still had a screw and 3 washers left over?

It's always the same with that damn flatpack crap!

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What he does in private is up to him, shagging anything in public is asking for trouble. I hope they both live happily ever after. I can't wait to see the wedding pictures

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...and even after 7 months of hard labour and a finished table, you still had a screw and 3 washers left over?
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I was short 2 screws, a washer, and a table leg.

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I've been a few screws short for years!

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What he does in private is up to him, shagging anything in public is asking for trouble. I hope they both live happily ever after. I can't wait to see the wedding pictures
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I can't wait to see the Kids, wonder if they will take after 'mom' or dad?

 
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