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Old 18-Mar-2008, 10:05 PM
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I hope the A+ cert doesn't show you how-to install a CPU like this:

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Old 18-Mar-2008, 10:17 PM
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nah but it might show you how to minimise pictures so you don't take up **** loads of bandwidth


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Old 18-Mar-2008, 10:28 PM
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lol, I would have used a silver based thermal paste, that white stuff is crap

 
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Old 18-Mar-2008, 10:42 PM
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nah but it might show you how to minimise pictures so you don't take up **** loads of bandwidth
Bandwidth I don't pay for, nor does this forum ;p


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Old 18-Mar-2008, 10:44 PM
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So who actually plastered paste all over the CPU socket?

 
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I thought I was bad bending a pin first time I installed a CPU.

Thats quite an impressive effort by someone I would give them 10/10 for effort and enthusiasm

 
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So who actually plastered paste all over the CPU socket?
1 very excited technician ?


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Bandwidth I don't pay for, nor does this forum ;p
No, but your graphic shoves the Quote button (and any long strings of text) off screen. Could you please edit your graphic?


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Old 19-Mar-2008, 09:50 AM
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I'm sure it would still do the job, I doubt an overheated CPU would be the first problem on that system

 
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Bandwidth I don't pay for, nor does this forum ;p
It still uses more bits n bytes than it should which puts more strain in the servers.


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Nah, that's a set up.

No-one can be that stupid surely?


 
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Nah, that's a set up.

No-one can be that stupid surely?
I beg to differ.
I've seen many characters employed in an IT role that they have no business being in. This would be a classic example of what happens!


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I wonder if he actually got it to work?

At least it would run very cool, if it runs.


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Nah, that's a set up.

No-one can be that stupid surely?
They can unfortunately. I remember a machine brought to me a couple of years ago that was like that. The guy had a whole tube of the stuff, and thought it all had to be used!

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