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It seems I such a strong, handsome, virile man that I have a few female admirers out on the internet. Especially this one girl named Heidi. She keeps on sending me emails asking when I'm going to get in contact with her as she has some nude photos of herself that she took just for me. She even includes an email address in her messages that's different from the all headers in her emails.
Do you think I ought to answer the emails to humor the poor girl as she's so obviously in love me? I can't really blame her for throwing herself at me knowing what a stud I am.
Behold, the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.
You're kidding me. Right? She can't really be sending you the same emails can she? And to think she made it sound as if she wanted only me. I'm crushed.
Behold, the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.
My wife is of the "very jealous" variety. She's not so bad any more, but when we first got married she would yell at me if a good looking gal working as grocery clerk would do her job with smile when we went through her line. She would always want to know "why was that woman smiling at you?". LOL.
I don't blame her though her ex was what I consider to be a "philandering fool" who would point out women with big boobs to her and then comment on how great they looked. He was a complete a*s*s and really screwed her up for a long time. It took a few years for her to calm down and realize that I wasn't her ex.
Behold, the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.
Wow. You mean she even promises you money? That's a much better offer than Heidi makes. She just wants me to see what she looks like.
I think I like Sarah better....
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Its got me worried now because some bloke called Edward has emailed me to say my laptop and £100 cheque is ready for collection from Sarah This is getting weird.
Its got me worried now because some bloke called Edward has emailed me to say my laptop and £100 cheque is ready for collection from Sarah This is getting weird.
What laptop, I have no laptop.
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She must know you're a geek, and she's probably a geek groupie.
I know I've wondered if it's not just because I use Linux that Heidi is always chasing me. I know what a turn on that is for these young girls.
Behold, the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.
Its got me worried now because some bloke called Edward has emailed me to say my laptop and £100 cheque is ready for collection from Sarah This is getting weird.
What laptop, I have no laptop.
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Oh my gbl. I think that means she is willing to give you a laptop along with the money. woohoo you stud!
“We do not remember days, we remember moments.” Cesare Pavese
13-Mar-2008, 04:50 PM
This is getting weird.
