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25-Jul-2007, 08:15 PM
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Sorry to be a pain in the @$$ ...
quite humorous... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies: 1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!" 2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" 3. "Can you hear me NOW?" 4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" 5. "You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married." 6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" 7. "You put your left hand in; you take your left hand out..." 8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" 9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit! 10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." 11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?" 12. "God, Now I know why I am not gay." And the best one of all... 13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there!"    Why not show CertForums you're a Premium Member ? Well I heard there was a secret chord, That David played, and it pleased the Lord But you don't really care for music, do ya? Well it goes like this, The fourth, the fifth - The minor fall and the major lift The baffled king composing Hallelujah .... and yes, I did have this as my Sig way before all that X-factor crap ... R.I.P Dave Easter (UCM)
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25-Jul-2007, 08:26 PM
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This was me, during a sigmoidoscopy, where I could view the "butt cam" as the two-foot-diameter (well, it sure felt like it) camera made it's way up the... er... "way":
       
BosonMichael MCSE+I, MCSE: Security, MCSE: Messaging, MCDST, MCDBA, MCTS, OCP, CCNP, CCDP, CCNA Security, CCNA Voice, CNE, SCSA, Security+, Linux+, Server+, Network+, A+ Served proudly, US Army, 98C Intelligence Analyst, '89-'92
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#3
25-Jul-2007, 09:38 PM
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Better than the OP, Mike !!!
Why not show CertForums you're a Premium Member ? Well I heard there was a secret chord, That David played, and it pleased the Lord But you don't really care for music, do ya? Well it goes like this, The fourth, the fifth - The minor fall and the major lift The baffled king composing Hallelujah .... and yes, I did have this as my Sig way before all that X-factor crap ... R.I.P Dave Easter (UCM)
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14-Aug-2007, 09:25 AM
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#7
04-Oct-2007, 02:28 PM
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I couldnt figure out how to quote one line of the post lol but i like Number 5 haha
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