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Smile A good one

A man returns home a day early from a long weekend of golf.

It's after midnight.

While on route home he asks the cabbie if he would be a witness.

The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabbie agrees..



Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabbie tip toe into the bedroom.

The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and here is his wife in bed with another man!

The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.

The wife shouts, 'Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money.


HE paid for the Corvette I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
HE paid for your season rugby tickets.
HE paid for our house at the lake.
HE paid for our country club membership, and HE even pays the monthly rent!'


Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun.
He looks over at the cabbie and says, 'What would you do?'

The cabbie replies, "I'd cover him with that blanket before he catches a cold.."


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