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I use toothpaste. The minty gel stuff is a bit runny, tends to end up on the top of your graphics card when you run the CPU hard. Give the stuff with stripes a miss too, the best one for the job is a good quality whitening paste. The polishing grains allow for exceptional thermal efficiency and excellent particle cohesion even on the hottest of CPUs. Ramp up the RPMs on your case exhaust fan and you also get the fresh scent of mint throughout your work area. The radius the mint smell is able to permeate and be detected by human olfactory senses also corresponds very accurately with the range of a wireless access point... amazing!
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LOL!
Me: You need to buy a couple of servers.
Customer: Whats wrong with the servers I have?
Me: Well, you dont have *any* servers just now.
Customer: WTF! I thought I did!